{"id":257,"date":"2008-11-21T04:20:00","date_gmt":"2008-11-21T09:20:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/hausderluege.org\/wp\/?p=257"},"modified":"2026-04-20T20:53:05","modified_gmt":"2026-04-21T00:53:05","slug":"best-news-story-ever","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hausderluege.org\/wp\/2008\/11\/21\/best-news-story-ever\/","title":{"rendered":"Best News Story EVER."},"content":{"rendered":"\n

from the Courier Mail<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Man fined for penis in pasta jar<\/h2>\n\n\n\n

November 19, 2008 04:20pm<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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A MAN caught by police with his penis submerged in a pasta sauce jar was still pleasuring himself while resisting arrest, a court has been told.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Police drew their weapons after New South Wales man Keith Roy Weatherley, 46, led them on a brief, slow-speed car chase, the Newcastle Herald reports.
Weatherley attracted police attention while he was parked in a no-stopping zone near Nobby’s Beach on October 26, Newcastle Local Court was told yesterday. .
Police thought he might have a weapon because they saw him doing something with his hands in his lap, the Herald said.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Instead, they found him partially clothed with his genitals in a jar, a police statement said.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

That’s when the pursuit began, the court was told.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

When Weatherley was stopped, he refused to leave his car and four officers used batons and capsicum spray to get him out.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

They found a 750mm jar around his penis and said Weatherley attempted to continue “pleasuring himself in between bouts of wrestling”.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

A search of his car uncovered pornography, a homemade sex aid, women’s stockings and a Jack Russell terrier.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Weatherley pleaded guilty to offensive behaviour, resisting police and disobeying a police direction.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

He was convicted and fined $600.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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