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Hail Eris! Praise Bob!
Hotdogs come in packages of 8.Hotdog buns come in packages of 10.This means that you have to buy 5 packages of hotdogs and 4 packages of buns to come out…
Category: Life, The Universe & Everything
Welcome to the catch-all for the beautiful, tragic, and utterly chaotic mess of existence. Life, The Universe & Everything is where we unpack it all—from the heavy, grounding blows of family illness and mortality to the absolute panic of a dog escaping into the woods for a “boat load of fail.”
It’s about community, putting the begging bowl out for artists in need, navigating muddy festival weekends, and surviving long internet hiatuses. No filters, no corporate sanitization; just the raw, unfiltered reality of trying to stay sane while the universe does its thing.
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Schneller! Warten Sie!
Here Kess and I sit in the Manchester Airport, waiting for Drae to arrive. it’s been a rather eventful afternoon and evening. the laste after noon and early evening we…
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Geiselstuhle
Fitzgerald has entered a new phase in his mommy-missing, having taken Drae’s chair hostage. Attempts to wrest the chair from his control have resulted in lost limbs and the reduction…